whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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