the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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