I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
if only i could text you this smell
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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