I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
tell me about the eggs
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