O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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