Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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