i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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