about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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