if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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