A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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