Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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