hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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