CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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