Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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