woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
