You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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