i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
