no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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