Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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