Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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