Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
