Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
