You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
this is an emotional support booty call
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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