She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I have post one night stand depression
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