those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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