Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
COCAINE IS GR8
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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