Sry I called you an 8
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
How external is "for external use only"?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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