69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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