Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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