Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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