Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He keeps bees of course he's weird
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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