is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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