So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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