It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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