I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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