: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Randomize
