David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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