Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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