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I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just forgot I was standing up.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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