that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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