that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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