yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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