Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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