We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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