Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize