During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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