# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Someone signed my nipple.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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