i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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