oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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