just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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