Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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