You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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