People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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