I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
