have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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