she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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