16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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